Today, no photo, no video, but a revolutionary course for you. How
slow down time!
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THE SLOW TIME MACHINE
1.
The challenge for the venerable Professor Faint Pacome and his team, it was necessary to tackle a major task. Tip: create a invention that will change the face of the world. For this reason, it appeared very quickly that only Professor control of LIFE can be a challenge at the scale of his talent.
After many attempts, the team of Professor focused its research around a single objective: to extend the life (" definitely, you're too strong .... Professor " - Simone lyrics Pinchu, Secretary of Professor Faint Pacome).
2. The first lines of research
Very quickly, the incomparable spirit of Professor Faint Pacome understood that a certain category of people already had the beginnings of longer life: old (yes, old people and not elderly). Indeed, everyone who entered a house occupied by old, or rather in a retirement home, we found that time slows down in a place like this. Just remember the endless hours spent in the chair next to Everstyl Grandma, listen and re-listen her 4-worn stories interspersed with interminable silences. In these moments, all have found that time spent with Grandma gave the impression of last 4.
This means that some people know to stretch the time to live longer ....
But what is this secret? Only God would know it, or betray it only shepherds whose advanced age brings them closer to limbo?
NO, Professor Faint Pacome, with its incomparable intelligence, has discovered the secret of eternal life equivalents.
3. The Secret
The slower time passes through a specific cocktail of ingredients, which only the team of Professor mastered the perfect mix:
intellectual activity minimum
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loneliness - no animation or entertainment
- insomnia
- endless waiting
4. The concept
With its "MACHINE" to slow down time, Professor Faint Pacome you will multiply your days up to 4. Thus, your life will reach unparalleled longevity, but you lose all your loved ones (as Jeanne Calment who was unfamiliar with the concept) because your actual age will be changed.
The product produced by the laboratory of Professor Faint is Pacome a series of workshops during which, in addition to living longer, you acquierrez a highly sophisticated technique to further the experience back home.
5. Internships
- Course Level 1 : 1200 euros
. Duration: 1 week (possible in February or March)
. Accommodation: Residence "Les Vieilles perch" to Bouzonville (57)
. Number of trainees: 1 person
. Activities: Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of Inspector Derrick
Meditation
Reading of "Courrier Picard - page
Civil Status Theatrical performance by the troupe of Les Muses Bouzonville "Yoghurts the Seraglio"
the day of departure, arrival at the station Bouzonville 3 hours before the train arrived
- Stage Level 2 : 2200 euros
. Duration: 2 weeks (possible in January or February)
. Accommodation: Hut in Saint Sulpice father Frossart the Guéretois (23)
. Number of trainees: 1 person
. Activities: Seasons 3, 4, 5 and 6 of Inspector Derrick (yes, yes, we review the season 3) Meditation
Insomnia
Reading Proust in any version Moldavian
Classical Ballet at the community hall
Soup
water the day of departure, arrival at the station of Saint Sulpice Guéretois 8 h before the train arrived
- Stage Level 3 : 4200 euros - reserved for trainees who successfully complete Levels 1 & 2
. Duration: 5 weeks (opportunities in November)
. Accommodation: Retirement Home "The muddy rut" in Bohain in Vermandois (02)
. Number Trainee: 1 person
. Activities: Seasons 1 to 10 of Fox
Meditation Insomnia
Reading any version of Marguerite Duras Poitevine
Crossword Guy Brouty
the day of departure, arrival at bus stations in Vermandois Bohain two days before the arrival of bus. "
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